Things I Want To Ask A Girl But Will Never Do So
Q: What's the deal with tampon disposal? When you pull out the used tampon, now soaked in what used to be the lining of your uterus, what the hell do you do with it? Flush it down the toilet? Bury it out in the yard somewhere? Are there special bins for them?
SOMEONE TELL ME I NEED TO KNOW
Most people would question what kind of sicko wants to know these things, but I for one am fascinated by experiences so alien to my own that I cannot possibly relate to them in any meaningful fasion, much like communicating with someone who lived thousands of years in the past. What is period pain like? What's it like having a custom bra fitting ? Did sexy and/or bi curious shop attendants oh-so-gently ease you into these (sexy lacy) custom bras, all the while softly mumuring comforting, yet strangely exciting, words of encouragement into your ear?
I'm trying to find the guy equivalent experience - that is, an experience completely unique to men. I would imagine it's peeing your name on someone's wall/property. What woman can relate to the visceral, primal pleasure of not only marking your name on someone's property, but doing so with your own urine?
YES THAT IS CORRECT I NEED MANY YEARS OF THERAPY
By the way Nic, I've finally sent you that Myspace friend's request. I noticed you asked me on Nov 23. Guess it's better late than never right? ;) And your Myspace is a glorious, sprawling, virtual shrine to 30 Seconds to Mars / Echelon. I was quite surpised to see the existence of such fervent and organised Echelon fan groups in existence in Australia, and more surprised to see that many of them are paramilitary in nature. This country is one tortured song away from a gigantic emo uprising, and I for one welcome this convenient opportunity to thin out their ranks, so to speak. I kid, I kid.
Maybe.
Anyway, in real life matters, Mike is leaving for the UK next week so we'll be seeing him off this saturday. He'll be gone for a year. Other than that, work is stressful and busy, but right now busy is good. Wilco is next sunday! Excitement!
P.S - Willing to answer any questions girls may have about guys/ guy experiences for the payment known in Mexico as "muchos smooches"
P.P.S - 2 new Wilco songs in the player - Please Be Patient With Me and What Light from their upcoming new album Sky Blue Sky.
posted by jaseypoo! @ 9:08 PM
2 Comments:
in regards to ur first qn...three words: sanitary disposal bin
tks for the friend request, u have been accepted into my inner realm
thanks, i take pride in my myspace :)
30 seconds to mars is not emo...they are actually classified as progressive rock...i guess its just the emo look that everyone copies
Luv Nic x
and yes...this is a cult
haha, tampons go in the sanitary bin (which is disposed of by special folk) or flushed down if there isn't one
period pain feels like bad cramps in your uterus and a general crap feeling
I have never had a custom bra fitting
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