HAWT GOSS
OK I'm not dead, which I'm sure you're all glad to hear. Several bits of info for those starving for news. Or something to read.
a) Cor is currently being played like a chump by a girl. While it would simply be below us to laugh at his misfortune, its much too fun to pass up.
b) Jonno's 21st is coming up this saturday. For the love of god, one of the guys step up FOR ONCE to go present shopping. Message or ring me if you are. If I don't recieve any such confirmation by friday, I will assume that once again, it'll be ME organising the presents. I have an assignment due on friday, which means that all shopping will be done LAST MINUTE, on SATURDAY. While we all feel for the sex industry and feel it needs a much needed cash injection, we don't really want it to be at Jonno's expense, which is likely with me in charge of the presents. While I'm sure some of the girls would be more than happy to go shopping for Jonno (any excuse to shop eh? :P ), we don't really want any weak sauce "practical" presents. Sorry girls :P.
c) I will be organising next year's boys road trip away, for those that don't know. Tentatively titled "Camp Awesome", it'll be a 3 day getaway somewhere up or down North/South in January sometime. Maybe you guys need to write that all down.
We will so get drunk.
We will get so baked.
We will also bring up the subject of George's hot sister ( or preferably, just bring her along). And by "We" I mean "not me again", even though we all know she's hot, and would probably bang her if we knew George would never find out. No one quote me on that.
So try not to make any plans around that time. Be advised, not for the weak of heart. Contains dangerous quantities of rocking out.
d) GRATZ DAN #1 DRAFT PICK OF LA DODGERZ
I would like to congratulate Dan on his weak sauce no show to last Tuesday's UCLS Quiz Night. Luckily, "Team Awesome" consisting of Shaun, Cor, Whatsisname ( I forget) and myself managed to nab 2nd prize, despite me being sick. Dan sucks imo
Back to my assignment!
P.S - Message me ASAP if you're going in on Jonno's present, so whoever's doing the presents know how much they have to spend.
P.P.S - Seriously, message me.
P.P.P.S - Like, pick up your phone now and start messaging
posted by jaseypoo! @ 11:17 PM
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So I says to myself, I says "Self. You should really go away camping and take lots of drugs and build a big fire and LIGHT UP THE MUTHAFOCKEN SKY YO and then we can make smores and toast marshmellows, and have a spit roast, and FUCKING ROCK OUT TO LOUD ASSED 70's FOLK MUSIC YEAHHHHHHHHH." Then you came up with the brilliant idea of camp awesome, which is a brilliant name. So im stealing it. HAHAHAHAHHAHA> MY CAMP AWESOME IS GOING TO BE MORE AWESOMER THEN YOUR CAMP AWESOME which is only going to be slightly awesome, but still sort of awesome. My camp is going to have a fort made out of pillows, and a bridge, with a PASSWORD THAT YOU WILL NEVER GUESS BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH. Its going to rock. p.s. the pass word is "awesome"
My dad can beat up your dad. I hereby rename my camp CAMP AWESOMEST, and it'll have clowns, a petting zoo, and balloons of every colour in the rainbow. It'll also be guarded by NINJAS, and has a moat full of PIRATES and PARROTS.
Everyone knows ninjas + pirates + clowns + petting zoo + balloons = Awesomenesnty camp EVAR.
P.S can I come to your camp
camp awesomer wouldn't be so much awesomer than your camp awesome if we didn't have awesome people in it.
so I suppose if you think you can bring enough awesome to camp awesomer then you can come. The net awesome levels MUST INCREASE though. Otherwise we will have to KILL THE INFIDELS who are holding camp awesomer back.
P.S. the word awesome has just lost all meaning for me
AWESOME simple awesome, I will endeavour to bring the appropriate levels of AWE INSPIRING COOL DUDES to our AWESOMEST CAMP OF ALL TIME, with enough AWESOME to end all AWESOMES.
*dies from awe overload*
P.S - Lets also bring some hookers.
Awesome. Hookers kick ass.
We can do lines of marshmellows off the tits of hookers. Thats so awesome.
We are going to need awesome transportation as well, so im going to bring the awesome van. Its got an awesome stereo (it works so its awesome) and its got "Pimpin" in hot pink on the back window.
fully awesome.
wow I am so sick of that word already. I will now proceed to retro it up with "groovy".
errr...........
ok......
WHICH CAMP WILL HAVE HOT GIRLS??!!
- Cor
Cor smooth operator.
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