Curtin
Ok, sorry I haven't updated in awhile. I've been too busy....doing very important things. Anyway, I went with my brother to Curtin Uni today to help him enrol, and I must say...that place sucks. Not just suck in a "Mid-priced Hoover" way, but suck as in "I'm a huge fucking black hole that not even light can escape from" suck. I mean, I've never really joined in the Curtin bashing since I've never really been there for any decent period of time, but I finally had a good look around today, and I believe my statements are valid, despite Curtin student's claims to the contrary. So, today, for your comedy amusement, here are some slogans I propose for Curtin:
1) "The Number One Consolation University"
2) "Sorry You Couldn't Get Into UWA, But We're Pretty Awesome Too"
3) "Trees Are Overrated, Roast In the Sun"
4) "Second Comes After First"
5) "Curtinnovate Yourself to UWA"
AHhahahahaa I'm so funny.. now I must run to avoid the Curtin lynch mob...not that they'll do the job properly like a UWA lynch mob.
*Runs*
P.S - sorry if I haven't been very interesting of late...but asides from thoughts to the contrary, it hasnt been wow, but just me in a more quiet thinking mood. Its something I can't explain...how can someone so loud become so quiet? Like I said, I'm a person of opposites. I'm loud and friendly or quiet and reserved...theres never a middle ground with me. So I'm a person of moods, and lately I'm in a quiet sort of mood. I guess I'm just feeling reflective about the last 3 years...the friends I've made and the friends I've lost, and the love's that could have been but never did. Sometimes I wonder how different my life I could have been just by saying something different at a crucial time, or doing something different at a crucial place. No regrets about the choices I made, but purely speculation. It seems to me life is all about periods of mundanity punctuated by moments of sheer drama, as if you're travelling a well trod road until you suddenly come upon a crossroads. And it also seems to me, it is the decisions we make during these moments that change the course of our lives, perhaps forever. Kinda scary isn't it? That our lives are dictated by a very few, but crucially important set of decisions at certain events, at certain points in time. Scary or exciting? I'm not sure yet, but this certainly is something I'll have to ponder....so I hope you can forgive me for being boring, and I'm sure we'll return to our broadcast of "interesting jaseypoo" sometime soon..
P.P.S - and for the love of god don't take that as a "Jase wants us to leave him alone on msn". I love talking to you all. While it may seem like I'm being facetious (sarcastic), in truth I find you all very incredibly interesting people. Unless you go to Curtin.
*Runs again*
posted by jaseypoo! @ 9:19 PM
3 Comments:
It seems like I struck a definite nerve when I did not recognise Curtin for the utopian society that it was, a place "where everyone is friendly and gracious ". You had me thinking you were serious for a moment there, until that statement made it abundantly clear what I just read was a commendable work of fiction. While I made it abundantly clear I spoke clearly in jest, the vehemence and speed of the reply leads me to believe that it is perhaps these Curtin students that have unresolved issues in their feelings of inferiority.
yay! in the eyes of jaseypoo i am a very incredibly interesting person (as i don't go to curtin!) tho i luv my curtainite friends, nah-nah-na-nah-nah to the rest of you!
i must say, however, that having visited uwa a number of times, some ppl from over there do seem a bit stuck up (a great exception to those uwa-going friends of mine ^__^)
btw, loved the "carrots up their arses" line...u go bec! ;)
the uwa fencing team is a clear cut representative of what the uwa is like.
full of shit, mean, and snobby to non-uwa'ers.
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