Not Very Funny Update
I know I haven't updated my blog recently, but thats because nothing really interesting and/or funny has been happening, just real boring uni and work stuff. Besides that, I've decided to go to the gym on a much more permanent basis (*cue shocked gasps*), so hopefully I'll get fit, or more importantly, get my parents off my back. Its sad that my parents are such fitness buffs and hence nag me to go the gym, otherwise I could've spent my time doing much more important things, like calling my friends gay, or making fun of ethnic minorities, and other such activities of prime importance.
Anyway, its now a 2 week uni break for me, so i gotta do some work on my assignment before I lose all my free time to United Offensive or Fable, both games which look set to eat away at my free time. I'll leave you guys with a relatively amusing conversation with my mom that happened this afternoon (yes, it did happen, and what I've quoted is pretty much word for word).
Me: Hey mom guess what?
Mom: Don't bother me with your rubbish, I've got to cook dinner.
Me:Is that what you call it?
*Sees evil look*
Me: Just kidding..ha ha...anyway guess what?
Mom: I'm not guessing, you're being stupid again.
Me:What? Since when?
Mom: Last time you said that you told me you wanted to be a porn star.
Me:Don't worry mom, thats still the dream. But seriously.
Mom: No no go away I'm busy!
Me: Mom this could be serious! One day I could need to discuss something seriously with you, and you wont be able to hear me out!
Mom: Ok ok what?
Me: I'm gay.
*Mom looks exasperated*
Mom: Ok ok go away.
Me: And I have a boyfriend. He's my creampuff.
Mom: Who is it now? *irritably*
Me: Its Shaun.
Mom: You mean the one that lives in Como?
Me: Yeah him. We're dating.
Mom: hrmm
*thinks for a second*
Mom: Yeah i can see that.
Me: ahahahaahhahaah you think he's gay?!
AHAHAHA SHAUN MY MOM THINKS YOU'RE GAY!!!
And get MSN so we can cyber. I havent been able to log in to Austnet for ages :/
Nb: Generally when I start a conversation with "Hey mom guess what?" it usually means I am being stupid.
posted by jaseypoo! @ 11:02 PM
1 Comments:
*gasp* Shaun's GAY?? :o *female hearts break everywhere*
why do all the good men have to be gay? *sighs* i think i might as well turn to only women now...
just kidding guys.
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