Testerific?!
Hrmm, I found today's test pretty easy, though I'm not sure if it was a good thing. I don't actually remember doing any real study until last night, but considering I could've left after 10 mins, but only stayed another 10 to vainly remember what "Sub-game perfect Nash Equilibrium" was, answering everything else quickly, I can only interpret how I went as "good".
In fact, I think the girl next to me was hitting on me, saying stuff like "Is this seat taken", "Can you please pass me a test paper" and "Stop trying to copy my answers". She must have known my hugs were "to die for" and my kisses were "erotic". rowr.
Theres more I could say, but since the test I have like, totally checked out. Yeah. That's right. Anyway, in keeping with the week's theme, Here are tonight's Top Five Things To Do Instead of Your Test;
5. See how many words you can think of that rhyme with "breast"
4. Write a dirty limerick using the words from No. 5
3. Mentally rate every woman in the room, then get angry at how shallow the pretty girls are
2. Try to draw as realistic a penis as you can
AND NUMBER ONE THING TO DO INSTEAD OF YOUR TEST IS:
1. Think up of a lame top 5 list for your blog which nobody reads, much less find funny.
Now that I've taken 5 minutes of your time which you can never have back (fiendish I know), shoo now! Call some strangers gay for me.
I backed my car into a cop car the other day
Well he just drove off sometimes life's ok
posted by jaseypoo! @ 9:05 PM
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