HELLO I AM BEC AND I FEEL LIKE FIGHTING
Based on a true story;
Bec logs in.
Bec: RARG!!
Jase: Why hello most awesomely bodacious yet intelligent Bec, how are you on this fine night?
Bec: RARG AGAIN! I HAVE LOGGED ON TO START FIGHTS AND EMASCULATES JASONS! FEEL MY ESTROGEN FUELED FURY!!
Jase: Oh no! Perhaps I may be able to reason with you and engage in calm rational discussion. I mean, women are famous for that.
Bec: SHUT UP AND PREPARE TO BE EMASCULATED! YOU ARE A MAN! YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT SEX AND REFUSE TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS, AS WELL AS DRIVE RECKLESSLY AT SPEEDS NOT 20KMPH UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT!
Jase: Perhaps you are right. Will you accept my apology?
Bec: No. Once again, I feel like fighting.
True story.
6 Comments:
ok, this 'true story' is as true as jase's conversation with his boss. Why does he always seem to be the innocent victim?
hrm... interesting... somewhat hard to believe yet interesting???
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Thats because I AM the innocent victim! Clearly people have a thing against my immense charm and good looks....
yes jason it's all about your looks *cough,cough*
MY CREAMPUFF!!!! <3
Get msn you bastich so I can talk to you more, stupid mirc server is too hard to connect to...
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