Monday, September 06, 2004

HELLO I AM BEC AND I FEEL LIKE FIGHTING


Based on a true story;

Bec logs in.

Bec: RARG!!

Jase: Why hello most awesomely bodacious yet intelligent Bec, how are you on this fine night?

Bec: RARG AGAIN! I HAVE LOGGED ON TO START FIGHTS AND EMASCULATES JASONS! FEEL MY ESTROGEN FUELED FURY!!

Jase: Oh no! Perhaps I may be able to reason with you and engage in calm rational discussion. I mean, women are famous for that.

Bec: SHUT UP AND PREPARE TO BE EMASCULATED! YOU ARE A MAN! YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT SEX AND REFUSE TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS, AS WELL AS DRIVE RECKLESSLY AT SPEEDS NOT 20KMPH UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT!

Jase: Perhaps you are right. Will you accept my apology?

Bec: No. Once again, I feel like fighting.

True story.

6 Comments:

At 9:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok, this 'true story' is as true as jase's conversation with his boss. Why does he always seem to be the innocent victim?

 
At 9:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hrm... interesting... somewhat hard to believe yet interesting???

 
At 12:40 PM, Blogger jaseypoo! said...

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At 2:32 PM, Blogger jaseypoo! said...

Thats because I AM the innocent victim! Clearly people have a thing against my immense charm and good looks....

 
At 3:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes jason it's all about your looks *cough,cough*

 
At 6:56 PM, Blogger jaseypoo! said...

MY CREAMPUFF!!!! <3

Get msn you bastich so I can talk to you more, stupid mirc server is too hard to connect to...

 

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