Good News For People Who Love Bad News
I got a speeding ticket! weeeeee
I was doing 70 in what apparently was a 60 zone (which woulda been handy to know before getting flashed), so I look forward to that coming in the mail.
While there's the whole monetary loss involved with the fine (I think its $75, which could've bought me a whole harem of underage Thai hookers), I'm more concerned with what the cost will be from my mom, which I like to call the "Nag Factor". That cost I'll be paying for a long time after.
Anyway...you know what would cheer me up? A nice cooked meal and a..........

If you found this funny you are going straight to hell.
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I'm going straight to hell, but I'll be doing it laughing.
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