Monday, September 27, 2004

Good News For People Who Love Bad News


I got a speeding ticket! weeeeee

I was doing 70 in what apparently was a 60 zone (which woulda been handy to know before getting flashed), so I look forward to that coming in the mail.

While there's the whole monetary loss involved with the fine (I think its $75, which could've bought me a whole harem of underage Thai hookers), I'm more concerned with what the cost will be from my mom, which I like to call the "Nag Factor". That cost I'll be paying for a long time after.

Anyway...you know what would cheer me up? A nice cooked meal and a..........



If you found this funny you are going straight to hell.

1 Comments:

At 5:56 PM, Blogger jaseypoo! said...

I'm going straight to hell, but I'll be doing it laughing.

 

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