SHaun's Photos
Ok, last Saturday Shaun had a BBQ to celebrate his 21st. Asides from Dan, who went walkabout and didn't come until near the end, much fun was had by all, with the playing of sports, drinking of beer, and eating of food (Best potato salad ever!). Also, Shaun's mom thought I was gay, which is just
super. Shaun, did you tell her about us?!!
During the night, Shaun went to a
quiz night (I know) so the boys decided to go out on a pub crawl to, er, drink
in his honor. That began one of the funniest nights in recent memory, where everyone got absolutely hammered and had a blast, especially Stoney, and to a lesser degree, Dom.
It is my pleasure tonight to award Stoney with an award to inaugurate his entry to the coveted
Hall of Drunken Idiots. This is an award only presented to a
select few, and celebrates the drunken antics and stupidity of the person above and beyond the call of duty on the night in question. While many have been on some sort of mischief due to alcohol, this award is only granted to one whole
consistent night of drunken
asshattery.
Michael Stone, for doing the following under the influence of alcohol;
1) Frisked by police
2) Taking off your shirt in a public place
3) Macking on a group of overweight women on a hen's night (AHAHaHAhaAHa)
4) Taking off your underwear and
signing it for said group of overweight women
5) Making a mess in Fast Eddy's and almost getting into a fight with one of the workers
6) Putting a condom over his head and inflating it
as well as the staples of any drunken night out, including offkey singing and terrible dancing (well, worse than the normal caucasian male dancing), I award you with the award,
YOU'RE AN INEBRIATED DOUCHEBAG award, and a position in the famed
Hall of Drunken Idiots, which over the years feature such notables as George Munro, Dom Regnard, myself, and possibly some others which I don't remember
because I was drunk too. I'm sure there was more antics, but, well, I was drunk too :P
Anyway, we all had a bunch of fun both day and night, much <3 to Shaun, hope you liked our presents :P
P.S- I'll tell my mom about us too. I don't think she'll be surprised.
P.P.S - The photo with all the boys is definitely a keeper. Much sadness and bl to Dan and Cor, who missed out :(
P.P.P.S - Apparently I'm worthy enough to be invited to Kelly's 21st. But she hasn't told me date, time and place. Hrmm.
Men looking manly.
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Chocolate cake! Always a favourite
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Birthday Boy Shaun aka Creampuff, Creampuffy, Creampufferoo. I made the last one up.
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"Boobs!" "What? Where?" The boys fall for a foul and underhanded trick.
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Unimportant UWANIME people :P
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To the embarassment of many, Shaun uses this opportunity to incite the crowd against underpants.
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Insert obligatory homo blowjob gag here.
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Shaun cuts the cake. Um..that's it.
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Well I don't know whats happening there...maybe the beginnings of some gay orgy. Involving midgets. Thats an Academy Award winning concept right there.
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Creampuff and Yours Truly, sharing a moment together...*sniff*
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The boys sitting around doing a whole lot of nothing.
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Featuring the male cast of our sorry play (if somehow you still don't know our ugly mugs): (Back L to R ) Ben, Dom, Jase, Mike Stoney, Mike Mc, Jus; Pete, SHAUN MY CREAMPUFF and Jonno (Front). MIA: Dannyboyy, Cor
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OMGZ an RX-8 Transformer. Very very cool. Not from us unfortunately, (nor is the next one), we lose. Cor's fault, we should've picked up the lesbian porn dammit!
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The Pixies DVD. Later investigations revealed however that it was not, in fact, some kind of transexual porn vid.
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HALLELUJAH it's the BEER. And there was much rejoicing...
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Shaun finally releases all that pent up sexual frustration on this poor present...but whats in it?.........
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...its a pair of breasts! Shaun is now one step closer to his dream...
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Trish(?) shows the men how its done while I show some pro cupping action.
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AKIRA
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MAHJONG
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Possibly one of us partying, my guess being...Dan
Bring It On. Best movie ever.
Photos!
After a long absence of photos, I heard the cry, and delivered I have. Lo and behold, photos...with
captions. Not much to say about Jonno's 21st except I had a blast, and from the looks of it so did everyone else. The later photos are from a dinner I went to on Sunday, catching up with a few friends. Note the bigass calzone, a continued source of amazement through the night. Its a
really big calzone. Don't forget, Shaun's 21st BBQ thing this Saturday at 12, everyone is invited. Hope the weather's going to be fine *crosses fingers*. I'll be organising the presents, so same deal, msg me if you want in. Dan and Cor, I'm roping in you guys to help, don't make any plans friday.
Next Tuesday night, who wants to go to the movies? Wedding Crashers and Unleashed is being shown, two movies I would like to see. I'm sure I'm not the only one.
Anyway, CAPSLOCK IS AUTOPILOT TO COOL. BACK TO THE BOOKS, JASEY LOVES
CUPPYCAKE GUMDROPS. SO KAWAII. *Falls asleep like a baby*
Creampuff, TechD, Jasey, Petey, GeorgiePorgie and Dannyboy (AKA Jerkface) tricked to pose for one last photo before execution, Romanov style. I look entirely too comfortable sitting on another man's lap while George titters masculinely.
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JJJJ! Jonno John Jus and myself for a very gung ho heterosexual photo.
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Happy family snap! Doss family (and some chick).
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Jonno and cake. The word here is synergy.
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Jonno leans over for his patented face first cake eating technique. (Under the cover of blowing out the candles).
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Jonno disappointedly cuts the cake to share.
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Ange, myself and MY GIRLFRIEND Aileen. She is so hot for me, we all know it.
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Clearly some amusing shared joke. Shiyanka Bec Shaun Rebecca and Nic. Note the strategic placement of Shaun, allowing access to every girl in the group. Smooooth operator :P
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Sarah and...Cecil. I can't remember his name. Shiyanka and Bec. NO HIJINKS WHATSOEVER.
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Nic, Bec Ange and Aileen MY LOVE. Note the depressing lack of lesbian sexual activity.
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Johnenemma, the "superboss couple", up to some kind of tomfoolery. Involving breasts. Another excellent example of fun resulting from Man-breast interaction.
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Hangin' out wit ma posse...which involves sitting on another man's lap. Again.
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Pete and Mike, "special friends".
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fooooooood
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Sam and Ody (L to R). Note the huge calzone. However, it's a VEGETARIAN calzone.
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Aaron and me
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Biggest damn calzone ever.
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Today I saw an Asian boy/white girl couple. I always thought such pairings were a
myth, of the realm of fairy tales like dragons and unicorns. I don't know if anyone else noticed, but its
always an asian girl/white boy pairing. Cor back me up here :P
Anyway, because I haven't done it for awhile, here's a funny pic. Or disgusting, if you're a puritan prude. It's called
Autofellatio, and I assume the benefits of having a mouth around your dick outweighs the negatives of having a
dick in your
mouth.
P.S - He's got some mad skillz
P.P.S - HAHAHAHAROFLOLOLOFROFOFLHKJSFD
P.P.P.S -
I want!!
ROFL
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HAWT GOSS
OK I'm not dead, which I'm sure you're all glad to hear. Several bits of info for those starving for news. Or something to read.
a) Cor is currently being played like a chump by a girl. While it would simply be
below us to laugh at his misfortune, its much too
fun to pass up.
b) Jonno's 21st is coming up this saturday. For the love of god, one of the guys step up FOR ONCE to go present shopping. Message or ring me if you are. If I don't recieve any such confirmation by friday, I will assume that once again, it'll be ME organising the presents. I have an assignment due on friday, which means that all shopping will be done LAST MINUTE, on SATURDAY. While we all feel for the sex industry and feel it needs a much needed cash injection, we don't really want it to be at Jonno's expense, which is likely with me in charge of the presents. While I'm sure some of the girls would be more than happy to go shopping for Jonno (any excuse to shop eh? :P ), we don't really want any weak sauce "practical" presents. Sorry girls :P.
c) I will be organising next year's boys road trip away, for those that don't know. Tentatively titled "Camp Awesome", it'll be a 3 day getaway somewhere up or down North/South in January sometime. Maybe you guys need to write that all down.
We will
so get drunk.
We will get
so baked.
We will
also bring up the subject of George's hot sister ( or preferably, just bring her along). And by "We" I mean "not me again", even though we
all know she's hot, and would probably bang her if we knew George would never find out. No one quote me on that.
So try not to make any plans around that time. Be advised, not for the weak of heart. Contains dangerous quantities of
rocking out.d)
GRATZ DAN #1 DRAFT PICK OF LA DODGERZ I would like to congratulate Dan on his weak sauce no show to last Tuesday's UCLS Quiz Night. Luckily, "Team Awesome" consisting of Shaun, Cor, Whatsisname ( I forget) and myself managed to nab 2nd prize, despite me being sick. Dan sucks imo
Back to my assignment!
P.S - Message me ASAP if you're going in on Jonno's present, so whoever's doing the presents know how much they have to spend.
P.P.S - Seriously, message me.
P.P.P.S - Like, pick up your phone now and start messaging
Ok I've been sick for a
whole week now, ranging from mild discomfort to fevered delirium. If I die, have a good weekend everyone.
arg I'm sick. And my HDD corrupted and I lost a whole bunch of photos and important programs. Sigh.
Listening to Damien Rice right now.
VolcanoFriday was fun, and Jus finally came out after agonizing over it for like,
forever. The only real surprise was that everyone thought Dom would come out first. ANYWAY, its now time for all the girls to go "Wow, that's such a shame, he's
sooo cute, WHY ARE ALL THE GOOD GUYS GAY" etc etc with much lamenting and beating of fists, because of that quick switch from "heterosexual jerk" to "homosexual sweety". I always find such talk amusing, because his very lifestyle choice effectively says, "Hi girls, I think you're great and all, but I have completely no interest in you whatsoever and find you about as exciting sexually as doing my laundry on a saturday night".
But that's totally hot and it's such a shame he's gay.
Anyone heard of Beck? I've been listening to him for a long while and I really enjoy the alt folk style of his music, though you might only be familiar with the song "Loser". I recently took the time to have a look at his lyrics because I could never figure out some of the words he was singing. Well, as it turns out, there's no surprise I couldn't make out some of the words he sings, because those words technically don't
exist. What the hell is a bzooty? Perhaps I'm not up with the urban venacular and its some new way of saying booty, like "fo shizzle mah nizzle".
Lastly, I went into EB on friday to pick up a copy of the controversial game "GTA: San Andreas". If you haven't heard of the GTA series, the general premise is a virtual world where you steal cars (hence the GTA, grand theft auto), shoot people and generally indulge in criminal activities. I was never really that big a fan of the series because I generally found the whole premise and target demographic pretty childish. lik u stealz carz and stuf and shoot ppl its sik lolz. However, the guys gave me an EB voucher, I was pretty bored, and in San Andreas you play an african american, sorry, a NIGGER, and indulge in crimes in a 90's era backdrop. And say "Is it cos I is black" over and over until everyone tells you to shut up. Turns out the game has been refused classification (not a new thing with the GTA games) and I can't buy them anymore. I'd decided to hold off on purchasing it too until last friday because I wouldn't be playing it until the weekend anyway, but I guess I won't be playing it at all. Which is too bad, because I wanted to "get strapped and spray niggas".
Got to get ready for dinner, I hope for the love of god someone knows where we're going. Later!
This picture celebrates my love of American Football and hot blondes at the same time. Two words...paint on.
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