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Ok, last Saturday Shaun had a BBQ to celebrate his 21st. Asides from Dan, who went walkabout and didn't come until near the end, much fun was had by all, with the playing of sports, drinking of beer, and eating of food (Best potato salad ever!). Also, Shaun's mom thought I was gay, which is just super. Shaun, did you tell her about us?!!

During the night, Shaun went to a quiz night (I know) so the boys decided to go out on a pub crawl to, er, drink in his honor. That began one of the funniest nights in recent memory, where everyone got absolutely hammered and had a blast, especially Stoney, and to a lesser degree, Dom.

It is my pleasure tonight to award Stoney with an award to inaugurate his entry to the coveted Hall of Drunken Idiots. This is an award only presented to a select few, and celebrates the drunken antics and stupidity of the person above and beyond the call of duty on the night in question. While many have been on some sort of mischief due to alcohol, this award is only granted to one whole consistent night of drunken asshattery.

Michael Stone, for doing the following under the influence of alcohol;

1) Frisked by police
2) Taking off your shirt in a public place
3) Macking on a group of overweight women on a hen's night (AHAHaHAhaAHa)
4) Taking off your underwear and signing it for said group of overweight women
5) Making a mess in Fast Eddy's and almost getting into a fight with one of the workers
6) Putting a condom over his head and inflating it

as well as the staples of any drunken night out, including offkey singing and terrible dancing (well, worse than the normal caucasian male dancing), I award you with the award,

YOU'RE AN INEBRIATED DOUCHEBAG award, and a position in the famed Hall of Drunken Idiots, which over the years feature such notables as George Munro, Dom Regnard, myself, and possibly some others which I don't remember because I was drunk too. I'm sure there was more antics, but, well, I was drunk too :P


Anyway, we all had a bunch of fun both day and night, much <3 to Shaun, hope you liked our presents :P

P.S- I'll tell my mom about us too. I don't think she'll be surprised.


P.P.S - The photo with all the boys is definitely a keeper. Much sadness and bl to Dan and Cor, who missed out :(

P.P.P.S - Apparently I'm worthy enough to be invited to Kelly's 21st. But she hasn't told me date, time and place. Hrmm.

posted by jaseypoo! @ 8:19 PM