Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Jaseypoo 2004 Awards for....STUFF



With the new year approaching, I thought I'd have a little impromptu awards ceremony of my own. I know this is edge of your seats excitement, so without further ado, the winners are.....

(Note this is for me personally and does not reflect the opinions of anyone else except for my groupies)

Music:

Good music was relatively bountiful this year, with two of my favourite bands releasing their latest albums this year, and unsurprisingly score a mention for Album of the year. Both albums scored highly and won many awards however, so its not just favouritism ;)

Best Song of 2004:

'Float On' by Modest Mouse - catchy, upbeat, with clever lyrics, this was the breakout alternative song for the indie band 'Modest Mouse' from the album 'Good News For People Who Love Bad News'. A minor hit here in Australia with air time on Triple J

Best Album of 2004:

'Good News For People Who Love Bad News' by Modest Mouse - This album catapulted the band Modest Mouse into American mainstream radio with their flagship single "Float On', and went as far up as 25 on the top 40 Albums chart. While different from their previous efforts, it contained enough of the obtuse lyrics and musical variance in their songs to satisfy their older alt music fans. While some naturally didn't like it, I thought that it was a good progression in their sound (while keeping all the trademarks of their music that made me love them in the first place), and thus earned a place in my cd players for a long long while. While Modest Mouse is one of, if not, my favourite band, even i was amazed and impressed by their latest offering. I heartily recommend it for at least a listen. Won many awards, and is a good portent of future offerings.

Honourable Mention: 'A Ghost Is Born' by Wilco. A much anticipated album, Wilco takes its alt country roots and plaunges them even more into the depths of alternativeness with the use of experimental sound. Though not as good as their previous album (the Rolling Stone's 2002 Album of the Year, and still one of my fave albums of all time), it's unique sound combined with its roots in alt country still made me enjoy this album very much.

Best New Band: Deathcab For Cutie. While having been around since 1997, it was only this year I discovered them, and I quite enjoy their music. Although I enjoy a lot of different types of music, Deathcab for Cutie is a mellow indie pop band with lyrics rich in symbolism, very much like "The Shins", one of my fave bands, it naturally appeals very much to one of my musical tastes. Try to find their song "Styrofoam Plates", one their best songs and a good indication of their sound. Even scored a mention in the OC ;) (Though I started listening to them before then if you're wondering :P )

Honourable Mention: Pas//Cal. Having heard both recently released EP's, their catchy tunes and whimsical lyrics make them evry enjoyable to listen to. I think I've talked about them before, so I won't go much further. I can't wait to hear more of their stuff.

Most Annoying Song: Nothing really springs to mine, except maybe Perfect by Simple Plan, cos it seemed like everywhere I went I heard that song.


TV/Movies:

Best Movie: Its a tie! Can't decide between 'Garden State' or 'Kill Bill Vol 2'. I've said a lot about Garden Stae so I won't repeat it, but Kill Bill vol 2 was a great ending to the tale begun in Kill Bill vol 1. Enjoyable, with the sort of unrealistic, but oh so intelligent dialogue between the characters, it's homage to the samurai/western epics of yore as well as the engaging dialogue makes this an enjoyable movie, despite eschewing the edgy settings of Tarrantino's previous movies. While not quite as popular or liked by others as Tarrantino's previous movies (especially amony tarrantino fans themselves), I thought highly engaging, and thus ties with Garden Syae as movie of the year.

TV Series: 'The O.C' - I'm ashamed, but yes I thoroughly enjoyed the O.C, despite despising previous teen drams like Dawson's Creek etc. The plentiful excuses for bikini beach parties are always good in my book. But really, do I need to explain this? :P

Best Cartoon -'Family Guy', without a doubt. Funny and witty with its many references to a variety of topics from old movies, obscure novels and historical events, while combining the right amount of stupidity without degenerating to the retarded antics of the new Simpsons.

Best Anime: 'Naruto'. A cartoon about ninjas. With awesome ninja power(s). Ninjas. Need I say more?


Books:

Best Novel: Field of Swords by Conn Iggulden. The third novel in his saga based on the historical figure Julius Caesar, his tale of the loyalty of men in adverstiy, and their belief in a higher cause than the power hungry men that are Caesar's political contemporaries, it is a highly enjoyable read, and strikes all the right chords in me. More of a guy book though, but its good.

Best Series: March Upcountry/To the Sea/To the Stars by John Ringo. Typoical military scifi fare, trashy scifi pulp fiction, but oh so entertaining

Best Manga (Japanese comic): Ichigo 100%!! One boy, 3 hot women. Insert hijinks that always lead to scompromising situations. Damn funny. I love it! :)
Honourable mention: Naruto. The anime is based on this manga. Fucking ninjas people, c'mon!


Misc:

Best Webcomic: Perry Bible Fellowship Naughty, random, clever and most importantly, funny. See link at sidebar

Best Female Celebrity: Elisha Cuthbert!!!
Honourable mention: Hilton sisters Paris and Nikki :P and Rachel Bilson. and of course Nat Portman. Duh.

Best Male Celebrity (that isn't me): Hrmm..I dunno..Adam Brody? One of you girls just throw me a naem and it'll be him...but if not probably Adam Brody. Very endearing as Seth Cohen.
Honourable mention: insert here pls

Best Game: Since I only started playin wow a few days ago, I can't vote that, despite playing it virtually non stop since boxing day. Knights of the Old Republic probably.
Honourable Mention: Call of Duty

Most Overrated Entertainer on Australian TV: Rove. That bastard.

Funniest media bite: Fidel Castro falls on his face. Take that you communists! :p

Person Most Deserving of a Kick in the Balls: Still Ken. Heh heh heh

Best Thing I Bought: Xbox?

Best Website: war3live

uhh can't be bothered thinking of anymore, so I'll end it there. I'll probably do a little wind up of the year at a later date, hopefully before New Year's. Enjoy these holidays y'hear?

P.S - Nic has a blog! I've added it to the sidebar too. ANyway later!

Saturday, December 25, 2004

MERRY XMAS


Oh yeah, merry xmas :)


Yours Truly with some xmas cheer
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Friday, December 24, 2004

REALLY REALLY SORRY

   


To all my beloved companions who talk to me over msn. I regret to inform you that I recieved my wow gamecard today. Now you'll probably have to endure the unintentional wall of silence that only a man so lost in avirtual world could create. Once again, really really really sorry. Especially to Chandypoooo :P

Sorry I became so distant on wednesday night. Working all yesterday and today, and having a beer with some of my workmates after, makes things alot better. I just wish you guys wouldn't take these moods so seriously. However, the xmas (EX MAS) spirit returned and now I'm feekling appropriately jolly, and hopefully tomorrow I'll be appropriately drunk.

Stay jolly!

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

hohoho


I'm sure everyone's been real busy, so I'll just make this quick. I was supposed to send everyone I know a xmas card this year, but that became undoable since I realised I didn't have everyone's addresses. Or, more accurately, anybody's addresses. So I just want to say you're all very very special to me, and I wouldn't trade you all for all the Hilton sisters in the world. Maybe.

Haven't been up to much, mainly work work work, though I did go minigolfing last Friday, which was pretty fun, as well as an impromptu pub crawl on Satruday night. Saturday night is a bit vague, with only some memories of a few snatches of conversation with some band manager and his band (The Remedials) involving the indie music scene, and a orgasmic kebab at the end of the night. Stuff happened, beers were drunk, truly an epic tale indeed.

Keep jolly everybody!




Quote from Angie's blog: "i found out crossroads (the movie starring britney spears) was better than i expected". Victory is mine!

P.S - AHAHAHOHOHOHOH SIEG HEIL


Since last time SOME people (all girls funnily enough) didn't seem to enjoy hot hiltons/naked denise richards, here's something that you people might enjoy more...
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Monday, December 13, 2004

he forgot the people


it used to be him, but now it's just me.

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Work work work...

...but it seems like I saw everyone today, most especially Paris, who I managed to run into during my break, so I had a coffee with her. Quite fun, but I've been working so much I am buggered. God I hope they don't ring me tomorrow morning, theres a 354656458 things I have to do. I've been working a lot at Booragoon Action, lots of nice people, and Rebecca, even though she hasn't come to talk to me :( :( :( too cool for jase I guess :( :( ;(.

Big surprise though, when I got home Jus told me he was going away to Malaysia and Singapore for a week and a half this Friday, so lots of fun Justipoo. Tell me if you find a singaporean who isn't a total jerk.

I downloaded Garden State the other night, and I must say I enjoyed the movie very very much, which isn't entirely attributed to Natalie Portman as some of you might think. Essentially, the movie details the story of a guy named Andrew Largeman (played by Zach Braffman from Scrubs), a relatively unsuccessful actor who works as a waiter in a restaurant. He also has been on lithium and other assorted prescription drugs since he was 9, prescribed to him by his psychiatrist father. Having lived most of his life in a chemical stupor, he returns to his home town for the funeral of his mother, forgetting his medication, and while over there catches up with his old friends who, like him, haven't really achieved much in life. He also meets a girl named Sam (played by Natalie Portman), who is an outgoing, quirky yet innocent girl that inside is very fragile, while also an incorrigible compulsive liar. The movie details his eventual spiritual journey from a dull insulated guy to a more self assured, lively adult as he slowly recovers from the effects of being on prescription drugs for so long. I guess I really enjoyed the movie because I could identify with the themes of alienation from society and the feeling of aimlessness as these twentysomethings try to find a place in life and society. Zach Braffman plays the role of drug addled Andrew perfectly, and Natalie Portman is endearingly charming with her portrayal of Sam, with more than able support of Peter Sarsgaard as Mark, one of Andrew's old friends who's primary occupation is a gravedigger. I guess I'm a little artsy on the inside, because I love indie/independent movies with a passion, and like Igby Goes Down, this movie struck a chord in me a lot of bigger budget Hollywood movies haven't. Overall, I'd give it 8.5/10, and I would love to watch the movie again in the cinemas if anyone is interested in watching it with me. It look me 15 hrs to download it, and I watched it from 2-4 in the morning right after the download finished. I was called up and went to work at 9, I nearly hit a car on the way home cos I was so tired, and had nightmares, but it was worth it. The music is quite good too, especially with the relatively notable mention of The Shins, an indie sub pop band I've been a fan of for quite a while, so the mention in the movie of them was a pleasant surprise.

Worked from 8-6 today, so I'm pretty tired, so I'll leave it at that. Despite the fact that I've been listening non stop to teh Garden State OST since watching the movie, I can't get that song "Miss Hilton" by Pennyfifteen club (they always play it in Simple Life) out of my head.

Buh bye.

Oh my, looky there
Stone-cold foxy, platinum hair
Short skirt, barely there
Make a chick wanna hate, make a boy wanna stare

Well, Ms. Hilton you must be worth a trillion bucks
Get the feelin' that you don’t really give a fuck
Ms. Hilton I like the way you push and glide
Rollerskates on a social butterfly, whoo!


UPDATE: OMG OMG THE SHINS ARE OMING TO PERTH NEXT FEB. Just heard it on the radio. Shib-shib-shiiiibbbbyyyyy.

Sunday, December 05, 2004

Fratres Aeternitas


I bought my brother his first beer tonight. It was at the Esplanade in Fremantle, where my entire family, extended family and all, had gone for the buffet for a sort of get together/reunion dinner, so I felt maybe it was time I bought him his first beer. There was a bar near the buffet dining area, so I took him there and bought two cold ones, one for him and myself, and we took the first drink together. I think we both realized the solemnity of the moment. Of course, I'd bought him beer before from liquor stores and such, but everyone knows it has to be at a bar to count.

You have to be a guy to fully appreciate the importance of this event.

We also snapped the heads off every single gingerbread man and collected them in a cup, but that wasn't really a first. It was funny at the time (and come to think of it, still is hahahahohoho).

I guess you had to be there.

Wednesday, December 01, 2004


SEE?! SEE?!
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OMFG

SWEET JESUS THERES THIS CHICK ON THIS PORN SITE THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE SHIYANKA!!!


OMFG!!!!


MORE INFO LATER

UPDATE: Pic above. Several corrections. It was my friend's porn site, and I saw it cos I was sending to to someone else. No really. Don't look at me like that.