So...
I had a gay dream while napping this afternoon. Now, I don't know how women handle gay dreams (that being girl on girl), but being the expert on women I'd say they find it exciting in a forbidden sort of way (hell, it would excite me). However, I am like most men in that gay dreams terrify the fuck out of me. Here's what happens everytime I have a gay dream (and I assume is the same for any heterosexual male). I snap awake, out of bed, covered in a cold sweat. In these initial periods I'm also inbetween the dreamworld and reality, where I'm confused, terrified and and in desperate need of a hug ( by a female). First thing I do is to check that I've been dreaming. This involves a frantic scan of my bed, looking for any other men on my bed. When my search reveals a lack of homosexuals where I'm sleeping, in comes the quick self evaluation: Oh my god am I gay? This involves several steps. Firstly is to check if I have an erection. Nope? Phew. Second step, I think of the first sexy person that comes into my head. Alizee? Oh yes. Thirdly, I think about a guy. Does he turn me on? No? Great! I am still a certified heterosexual.
Aren't you glad you wasted 30 seconds reading this?
P.S - It's now 3.30am, and I still can't sleep. I blame this on the gay dream =/
P.P.S - OMGOMGOMG MANDY MOORE LESBIAN KISS
posted by jaseypoo! @ 10:58 PM
3 Comments:
I do what I can <3
on a more serious note, kissing someone of the same gender does not necessarily mean one is in anyway not heterosexual. it can represent self-acceptance of a feminine or masculine side.
Do you mean in a dream context?
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