poetry in commotion...

My neighbour got a new puppy got Christmas and IT KEEPS BARKING GOD MAKE IT SHUT UP

posted by jaseypoo! @ 1:50 PM 2 comments

Merry Christmas

Please accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, and gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday as practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice (but with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or for their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all) and further for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated onset of the generally accepted calendar year (including, but not limited to, the Christian calendar, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures).

The preceding wishes are extended without regard to the race, creed, age, physical ability, religious faith or lack thereof, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee(s).

 
 

posted by jaseypoo! @ 12:47 AM 0 comments

Finally..

A must-read for anyone like me

posted by jaseypoo! @ 1:38 PM 2 comments

Er what

Ok, so I get this email from Friendster saying I've got this message from one 'LilLady'. I'm thinking it's just spam for internet porn, and being naturally curious I open it up to read anyway, because really there's always room in life for more internet porn. Some girl is asking me to hang out with her because she's from the US and she read my profile and likes what she reads or something. The thing is, it actually seems genuine. There's no link for internet porn (much to my disappointment), and my infamous curiousity is making me want to find out if she is for real. And if she is for real, the nice guy in me is guilting me into actually meeting this girl, who seems to be reaching out for some friendship/companionship, while the (probably rational) part of me wants nothing to do with random girls from the internet.

Anyway, here's the message in it's entirety (minus her email):

Hi Jason. How are you? I was just browsing some people around the area and came across your profile. I'm new around here, actually not too sure how long i'm gonna be here. I am from the United States and i'm basically here for my job but i'm also doing some schooling. I know I will be here a few months at least, possibly more. Anyway, I just joined friendster and was just looking for some friends, people to hang out with while I am here. Your profile caught my attention so I wanted to contact you. Would you wanna chat sometime? Get to know each other and hang out sometime? That would be cool.I also have a lot more pics I can let you see if you want.If you're interested I tell you what...If you don't mind, why don't you email me at my regular address. It's just a lot more convenient for me 'cause I don't come on this site often and I am used to checking my other mail every day. My username there is blahblahblah the at sign and hot mail dot com. Sound good? Hope To talk to you soon. See ya! Sara

The whole 'more pics thing' still has me suspicious, but eh, I'll let you guys see what you can make of it.
Opinions welcome, I'm probably going to put off thinking about this for a week before making a spur of the moment decision. Think of this as a fun activity.

Nothing new to report, except I've GRADUATED, so it's the big bad world for me now, instead of the laxity of tertiary education. I've been invited to an elite group of 8 to paintballing by George to celebrate his birthday, (and it's all paid for, what a champion) so it sounds like it's going to be fun times this sunday. Someone bring a camera, my parents took mine when they went to China. Oh yeah, Jus's and Sarah's respective 21sts were fun, and I hope they had fun too :P No photos because I had to format my comp about a week ago, wiping Jus's party photos, and my parents took mine with them on their trip (as stated earlier) so I couldn't take any at Sarah's. Sucks I know =/. Hope everyone isn't too stressed out by the Christmas season, and hopefully I'll update this blog more often when I have something interesting/important to say. I wanted to talk on the whole racism issue sparked by the riots in Sydney (as you might've guessed from my earlier post), but I think it's something I might speak of later when it's died down a bit.

Harry Potter: The Goblet of Fire movie is pretty good, and The Lion, the With and the Wardrobe looks really good too, and by all accounts is an excellent movie, so hopefully I can convince some of you to come with me. Anyway, in this special season of giving here's a collage of Clémence Poesy, aka the girl who plays Fleur in the movie:


Look how dangerously underweight she is, and typically reflects unrealistic body shapes demanded of wom-OMG BOOBS

posted by jaseypoo! @ 10:16 PM 2 comments

Let me ask you my friends. What is it to be Australian? and if certain actions and beliefs do not fall under that distinction, does that make them un-Australian? and if it is un-Australian, does that make them bad?

posted by jaseypoo! @ 1:12 AM 1 comments

Hey Bec

Thanks for the early morning wakeup call. I hope you got Sarah that dildo like we discussed.

(I don't remember what I said to you, I hope no profanity was used :P )

posted by jaseypoo! @ 10:04 PM 2 comments

Happy Birthday Sarah! The last horse crosses the finishing line :P

posted by jaseypoo! @ 10:40 AM 1 comments

lao shu ai de mi

wo ting jian ni de sheng yin
you zhong te bie de gan jue
rang wo bu duan xiang bu gan zai wang ji ni
wo ji de you yi ge ren
yong yuan liu zai wo xin zhong
Na pa zhi neng gou zhe yang de xiang ni

ru guo zhen de you yi tian
ai qing li xiang hui shi xian
wo hui jia bei nu li hao hao dui ni yong yuan bu gai bian
bu guan lu you duo ma yuan
yi ding hui rang ta shi xian
wo hui qin qin zai ni er bian dui ni shuo (dui ni shuo)

wo ai ni ai zhe ni
jiu xiang lao shu ai da mi
bu guan you duo shao feng yu wo dou hui yi ran pei zhe ni
wo xiang ni xiang zhe ni
bu guan you duo ma de ku
zhi yao neng rang ni kai xin wo she ma dou yuan yi
zhe yang ai ni *


wo ai ni ai zhe ni
jiu xiang lao shu ai da mi
bu guan you duo shao feng yu wo dou hui yi ran pei zhe ni
wo xiang ni xiang zhe ni
bu guan you duo ma de ku
zhi yao neng rang ni kai xin wo she ma dou yuan yi
zhe yang ai ni

posted by jaseypoo! @ 10:58 PM 0 comments