I cooked spaghetti bolognese (sp?) tonight, but I think I fudged it somehow cos I'm feeling ill. I think its indigestion, but it might also be food poisoning. If you don't hear from me, assume I'm dead. Just in case I DO die, I want Dan to know I never really liked him at all, and Dom is gay.
Song to be played at my funeral: "Its a Motherfucker" by the Eels
Inscription on my headstone: DON'T TRUST ITALIAN FOOD
I want the following items buried with me: My Teddy bear, Star Wars Action Figurines, Rove McManus (alive please), a photo of Paris Hilton, and a nice bottle of Scotch.
oh god I think I'm dying
posted by jaseypoo! @ 10:36 PM
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