poetry in commotion...

Hilarious

posted by jaseypoo! @ 9:58 PM 0 comments

In response to last night:

1)Bec cheats at Twister

2) I Do talk on MSN, but only if you start conversations with me...why do I always have to say this? :P

3)Sarah is waay too good at Tony Hawk

4)The rest of the girls suck at Need for Speed Underground 2...or anything involving cars for that matter....

5)Jus is a prosu smooth operator kthnx

posted by jaseypoo! @ 9:13 PM 0 comments

I cooked spaghetti bolognese (sp?) tonight, but I think I fudged it somehow cos I'm feeling ill. I think its indigestion, but it might also be food poisoning. If you don't hear from me, assume I'm dead. Just in case I DO die, I want Dan to know I never really liked him at all, and Dom is gay.

Song to be played at my funeral: "Its a Motherfucker" by the Eels
Inscription on my headstone: DON'T TRUST ITALIAN FOOD
I want the following items buried with me: My Teddy bear, Star Wars Action Figurines, Rove McManus (alive please), a photo of Paris Hilton, and a nice bottle of Scotch.

oh god I think I'm dying

posted by jaseypoo! @ 10:36 PM 1 comments

Hoo boy was I pissed on thurs. Feeling better now though, playing with my cousin Victoria always does that. She roped me along to draw with her, and its always a blast seeing what she draws. It sounds kinda scary, but I always wonder if I'll ever have a little girl like her one day. Her sister Eveylyn turned 14 recently too, and though I sounds like an old man, it seems like only last week that I'd just arrived here in Australia, and she was just a baby crawling around a flat in Wembley. To be terribly cliche, they sure grow up fast. We were watching Eurovision, and when it was Montenegro's turn, I quickly quipped, "they should rename Montenegro MonteNIGGER". While I thought it was uproariously funny, she gave me her standard 'eyes rolling upwards' look.

Wasn't it funny?

First Day of My Life - Bright Eyes

This is the first day of my life
Swear I was born right in the doorway
I went out in the rain, suddenly everything changed
They're spreading blankets on the beach
Yours is the first face that I saw
I think I was blind before I met you
Don't know where I am, don't know where I've been
But I know where I want to go

So I thought I'd let you know
That these things take forever, I especially am slow
But I realized how I need you
And I wondered if I could come home

I remember the time you drove all night
Just to meet me in the morning
And I thought it was strange, you said everything changed
You felt as if you'd just woke up

And you said, "This is the first day of my life
I'm glad I didn't die before I met you
Now I don't care, I could go anywhere with you
And I'd probably be happy"

So if you want to be with me
With these things there's no telling
We'll just have to wait and see
But I'd rather be working for a paycheck
Than waiting to win the lottery

Besides, maybe this time it's different
I mean I really think you like me


Still listening to Bright Eyes. Going to finish another assignment, hopefully I can post pics this Tuesday.

posted by jaseypoo! @ 11:27 PM 0 comments

I've been fucking betrayed by my assignment group. I won't go into details because I'm way too pissed off, but lets just say no one ever takes responsibilities for their own actions, so lets blame it on someone else! I feel like Trotsky, Ernst Rohm, Caesar...having your trust betrayed isn't something I enjoy. I also love how they went all professional on me, and that they were "deeply disappointed in me" and that "it would be reflected in my peer assessment", so now I have to clean up their shitty mess just so the overall work mark will cancel out all their (no doubt) low peer mark of me.

posted by jaseypoo! @ 2:14 PM 2 comments

Hi

Had fun at Bec's, though I didn't go out after with the boys because I have a 2k word assignment due tomorrow, and boy AM I SCREWED. Going to be busy, so since I probably won't get a chance to talk to you until after monday, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY, and here's the kitten again!






err...I mean...






P.S - OK, I'm supposed to be doing my assignment, which I am, but I'm also listening to I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning by Bright Eyes. Maybe I'm the only one that gets this, but has anyone ever had that feeling, when you're listening to a totally new band, and midway through the album, in the middle of a song, you get this tingling feeling that goes through you and up your spine, that feeling you get when you've found music that brings you joy. Well, I had that feeling with this album, and as the main singer sings,

We made love on the living room floor
With the noise in the background from a televised war


I tingled. Sorry Ms Stefani, I liked your album and all, but Bright Eyes has me now T.T

posted by jaseypoo! @ 3:15 PM 0 comments

My mom leaves tomorrow for Canada, so it'll just be the 3 males for 2 months. I'm a little bit sad, but I guess I'll make do. Doesn't help that I have a couple of assignments due on monday, and I have NO idea how to begin it. Looks like I'll probably be sober for Bec's this weekend, I might even leave early, but we'll see. Someone remind me to bring my camera.

posted by jaseypoo! @ 10:49 PM 0 comments

Love, Angel, Music, Baby

I surrender to pop culture, and wholeheartedly recommend Love, Angel, Music, Baby by Gwen Stefani.

posted by jaseypoo! @ 8:08 PM 0 comments

Kingdom of Heaven

OK, because I'm stupid, I forgot to mention to people that I'm trying to organise the group to watch Kingdom of Heaven tomorrow night. So I guess I'll just sms everyone tomorrow. In case anyone does read this before then however, I'm thinking the 9.15 screening, though 8.30 will also be acceptable for nayone with scheduling difficulties. On a last note, Microsoft GAYMAIL has fucked me over for the last time. I've lost patience with my still meager 2mb inbox space, as well as the spam filter not working and letting in 400kb sized emails about how I can make thousands working from home or natural alternatives for enlarging my penis. Please redirect all emails to jasehoon@gmail.com, effectively immediately. Thank you.


"In the name of the best within you, do not sacrifice this world to those who are its worst. In the name of the values that keep you alive, do not let your vision of man be distorted by the ugly, the cowardly, the mindless in those who have never achieved his title. Do not lose your knowledge that man's proper estate is an upright posture, an intransigent mind and a step that travels unlimited roads. Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplaceable spark, in the hopeless swamps of the approximate, the not-quite, the not-yet, the not-at-all. Do not let the hero in your soul perish, in lonely frustration for the life you deserved, but have never been able to reach. Check your road and the nature of your battle. The world you desired can be won, it exists, it is real, it is possible, it's yours."

- Ayn Rand

P.S - To those of you who did my quiz, and voted no to the Rove question, you should add 2 points to your score. Turns out I mistakenly made yes the correct answer.

posted by jaseypoo! @ 11:28 PM 0 comments

Teehehehe

My little cousin is so over here for a couple days for a medical checkup, so it's been a blast playing with him (cue quips about who's the bigger child).

Anyway, we're at dinner last night and I'm sitting next to him when he says to me, "Wanna hear a riddle?". Intrigued, I reply, "Yeah sure, go ahead".

EE: "What's long"
Me: .......
*Stares at EE for another minute*
*He looks back expectantly*
Me: Uh, is that it?
EE: Yes of course! It sooo easy!
Me: .....
Me: I give up.

Turns out it was a couch, but it was so endearingly cute and funny (though I guess you had to be there) that I thought I'd like to share. It's no Paris Hilton centerfold Ladies, but I guess you'll have to make do.

Did you guys know its Mother's Day this weekend? I didn't...only sheer luck brought this to my attention. Why the hell doesn't anyone tell me these things? I probably need a girlfriend. Or a personal organizer.

On a last note, I hit level 60 in WOW. Theres some pics if anyone is genuinely interested about one of the games I play. Anyway, I've been up waay too long. Night everybody...

P.S - Bec, you got 2 points? TWO?!

posted by jaseypoo! @ 2:36 AM 0 comments

Hitting level 60
Posted by Hello

posted by jaseypoo! @ 2:34 AM 0 comments

Being virtually drunk, complete with blurred screen :P
Posted by Hello

posted by jaseypoo! @ 2:30 AM 0 comments

Gah, I got into another religious...discussion with my mom again, brought up in part because of an ad for the upcoming show "secrets of the Da Vinci", based on the book I would assume. Sometimes I think I do it just to rile her up, because I always walk away enjoying the whole thing. Anyway, I found a nifty friend quiz thingy on teh interweb, so try i tout if you're bored. I kept the points relatively low, 1 for the correct answer, 0 for a wrong answer, though some questions had several right answers I guess, so 2 for the most correct, and 1 for the slightly less so. I didn't really know what to ask, and of most of the questions I figured no one would know, hence I made it pretty easy.

Oh yeah, if you haven't paid for Dan's present, please do, because I can't really remember who has or hasn't paid, and its a huge pain trying to chase people for money.

posted by jaseypoo! @ 11:15 PM 0 comments