poetry in commotion...

They sure teach 'em young
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posted by jaseypoo! @ 9:23 PM 2 comments

Testerific?!

Hrmm, I found today's test pretty easy, though I'm not sure if it was a good thing. I don't actually remember doing any real study until last night, but considering I could've left after 10 mins, but only stayed another 10 to vainly remember what "Sub-game perfect Nash Equilibrium" was, answering everything else quickly, I can only interpret how I went as "good".

In fact, I think the girl next to me was hitting on me, saying stuff like "Is this seat taken", "Can you please pass me a test paper" and "Stop trying to copy my answers". She must have known my hugs were "to die for" and my kisses were "erotic". rowr.

Theres more I could say, but since the test I have like, totally checked out. Yeah. That's right. Anyway, in keeping with the week's theme, Here are tonight's Top Five Things To Do Instead of Your Test;

5. See how many words you can think of that rhyme with "breast"
4. Write a dirty limerick using the words from No. 5
3. Mentally rate every woman in the room, then get angry at how shallow the pretty girls are
2. Try to draw as realistic a penis as you can

AND NUMBER ONE THING TO DO INSTEAD OF YOUR TEST IS:

1. Think up of a lame top 5 list for your blog which nobody reads, much less find funny.

Now that I've taken 5 minutes of your time which you can never have back (fiendish I know), shoo now! Call some strangers gay for me.

I backed my car into a cop car the other day
Well he just drove off sometimes life's ok

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Saturday Night Blues

Not really, but here I am on my comp on a Saturday night, studying for my test on Monday. Anyway, to keep things interesting( and relieve my boredom), I'll be doing a top 5 list week, running from tonight till next saturday.

So without further ado, here are the top 5 reasons why Starship Troopers 2 Sucked and Should Never Be Watched By Anyone, EVER.


5. Really crappy special effects
4. Really REALLY crappy acting
3. No Denise Richards
2. The Asian guy dies first

and finally;


1. NO HOT UNISEX SHOWER SCENE


Sunday: Crap I think I got a speeding fine...full story if I can bothered, but it's not my fault, if I get one I'm going to fight it!

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Go Go Weekend Mobile!

Finished my test today (one next mon though :/), weekend has started..wooooo

P.S Ahahaah, male nature, no one gives a damn about table tennis, but Tara Reid having a boobjob? BANG MUST KNOW NEWS

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Robbed!

China loses to Korea in table tennis 4-2, preventing a China clean sweep of table tennis 3 olympics in a row...props to wang hua though (China player), he came back from match point to take the match to another, though final, set.



IMPORTANT UPDATE: It has come to my attention that Tara Reid has had breast implants...WHY?!

posted by jaseypoo! @ 9:09 PM 2 comments

Super Double Birthday Bash Special!

Last night we celebrated the birthdays of Jonno and Shaun. We first started off at Jonno's for some pre drinks, before hittihg Chinatown for dinner, picking up Shaun on the way. We went into Billy Lee's at Northbridge, where they decided to pack all 16 of us onto a table that could only comfortably accomodate about 12 people. Some called it cosy. I called it a breach of fire hazard regulations :P Dinner was quite fun though, food was good and everyone seemed happy to eat and chat, despite the cramped surroundings. Shaun's parents paid for dinner(!), but being nice people we all contributed to dinner, so everyone was happy.

In case you're wondering, we got Jonno a set of Hurricane glasses, a book on making fruit juices, and the Hobbit. Shaun recieved a 2 disc special edition of Army of Darknes, a Trigun SOundtrack, a Digi Charat crad holder and a Digi Charat manga book (I ran out of ideas on that one). Both seemed pretty estatic with what they got, so I'd say Misison successful :P

Anyway, after dinner we went to Rosie's for some drinks, at which we pretty much stayed the entire night, chatting, joking, engaging in wacky hijinks and pretty much having a great time. Looks like everyone had a super time, so I'd say it was a pretty good night :D

Noteworthy events:

1) Shaun throws up after having a shot(s?) of tequila. He promptly gets back into the beer, the champ :P

2) After disappearing for half the night, we find out Chris and Sarah had been kissing :O

3) I lose five bucks to Cor in a bet over whether Chris and Sarah had done anything. THANKS A LOT CHRIS AND SARAH!!!

4) Jonno gets some girl's number! :O Obviously a devious ploy by her to get to ME ;)

5) When making love to Shaun, I accidentally call him Bruce. Talk about awkward.....

NOTE: VIEW PHOTOS FROM BOTTOM TO TOP TO VIEW THEM IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER. DANIEL WEARS A BRA.

People who were there but didn't appear in photos: Ange, Chris, Ben, John and Emma ( should that be one long name now? Johnenemma?). My bad :/


"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush Jr.

posted by jaseypoo! @ 9:50 PM 2 comments

Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is...	erotic
Your hugs are...	to die for
Your eyes...	twinkle in the moonlight
Your touch is...	irresistable
Your smell is...	refreshing
Your smile is...	encouraging
Your love is...	eternal
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Last Night

Writeup later tonight, please start from the bottom when viewing pics to view them in chronological order.

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Creampuff, Me, Dom and Mike. The photo was an excuse to rub up against me. Perverts!
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Pete and Me (and Sarah). Buddies for life!
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Dom and Mike, in the all too familiar embrace of homosexuals. ZING! hahahaha
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Crazy Cor, Creampuff, Jonno and Dan. You silly boys teehehe!
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For all the Ladies in the audience! :D
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Smooooth operator. Bec and me. No doubt she'll treasure this moment for the rest of her life.
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What can I say? LEGEND
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Me, Dom and Mike. Dom is looking waaay too relaxed for a guy in such close proximity to other men.
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Mike and Me. A clash of titans!
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Birthday boys Jonno and Shaun blows out the candles. Shaun obviously blows something else, as Dan finishes his technique.
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Azns rocking da hizouse! Crazy Cor and me.
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Bec, Nic and becky, with Birthday boy Shaun, MY CREAMPUFF! Why does he look so happy? Dan is giving him his "Super Special Round the World Trick I learnt in Thailand" Technique. We're at Billy Lee's
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Pete, me, some RUDE INDIVIDUAL. Clearly showing us which finger he scratches himself with, since he would NEVER flash an obscene gesture on a family show like ours.
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The girls (some of them).
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Look but don't touch gentlemen. Touching costs extra
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Going Shopping!

Tonight we're celebrating Jonno and Shaun's Birthdays!

I've got to get Shaun's presents as well as Jonno's remaining one today, before the dinner tonight. Nothing like leaving it till the last moment neh? :P I've going to have to do it all by myself though, cos jerkface dan is going paintballing and only deemed to inform me last night.

Sounds like it'll be fun tonight, dinner then drinks at a cocktail lounge, though if I remember correctly jonno said something about a cigar lounge(!) so hopefully the legends are true.

Anyway, off to shopping i go!

PS. Finally fixed the time...no one look at the time I started my first post :P


I need a better place
Or just a better way to fall

posted by jaseypoo! @ 12:07 PM 0 comments

Another First Time

It's been a little over a year since I've had a blog, but with Mike gone to England as well as my overwhelming desire to commit thoughts unto a digitised form for posterity, I figured I'd start one again. I'll try to update at least once a week with the group and my relative goings on so Mike will know what's happening (should he ever choose to visit the site). I don't know how long it will last, I don't know what I'll say, but perhaps, just perhaps, some good will come out of it all. A more detailed post later, but this will do for now.

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SAINTDIMUSFOOTBALLRULES!

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