poetry in commotion...

RIP Mr Miyagi

Goodbye, Mr Miyagi

=(

posted by jaseypoo! @ 8:07 PM 0 comments

Just to clarify, or should I say mystify, there was no tongue from that kiss. That guy was merely giving me a bunch of birthday kisses while I was about to go to Cor's 21st. It was some guy I encountered at Carnegie's. Where the hell do I meet all these people. I don't think he was gay. Oh man I was so drunk on friday night.

Speaking of gay, Jus's and Nic's joint 21st is this Saturday (well, Nic isn't gay...unfortunately), so as usual we need to buy presents. I'm looking for volunteers to help me tour the customary seedy establishments of perth as well as perhaps other places of disrepute to look for more tacky and tasteless presents. Otherwise I'll be dragging everyone out with me on Saturday for last miinute shopping :P

posted by jaseypoo! @ 10:35 PM 2 comments

Last Night

I got really drunk, and sang really offkey. Some guy kissed me. Great night.

posted by jaseypoo! @ 2:52 PM 0 comments

Happy Birthday Nic!

Happy Birthday :P Hope you have a great day!


P.S - About these 'U' brand tampons. From what I can gather they're just different coloured tampons to suit your 'moods'. Now perhaps there are subtleties to the whole subject of tampons that I, as a member of the opposite sex, fail to grasp, but why would it matter what colour your tampons are when they go in....don't they all come out the same colour anyway? And why would you pay extra (I'm assuming) for coloured tampons, since their very nature precludes any sort of fashion statement? Once again I'd like to assert simplistic gender role opinions by suggesting that women shouldn't be in any positions of authority where decision making extends beyond what to cook for dinner.

Plus, if those coloured tampons are really supposed to suit your mood, wouldn't it be that when the time comes to use a tampon, the best colour to reflect that mood be black? roflolkhgfghahahaah ahahahah


(Feel free to use my material as an icebreaker for important functions where you seek to impress)

posted by jaseypoo! @ 11:56 AM 4 comments

Dammit Dan I haven't seen /talked to you in like a million years. Give me a ring after friday morning to do something. Not that I miss you or anything of course, you probably owe me money or something...



UPDATE: I added a playlist! check the sidebar. I've added a whole bunch of songs I like, some songs that we probably both like, and some songs just for laughs :P Some of these bands I really dig so try to give them a shot if you haven't heard their stuff before. I haven't enabled autoplay because I don't know how it affects dialup, so just click play manually. The first five songs come highly recommended from all of us here at Jaseypoo Blogging, so turn off your mp3 players and bear with me for abit :P.

(In order):

Bright Eyes - Lua
Say Hi to Your Mom-Let's Talk About Spaceships
Yo La Tengo// little eyes
Yeah Yeah Yeahs -- Maps
Bright Eyes // Lover I Don't Have To Love
Wilco -- Cars Can't Escape
I Am Robot And Proud - Learn from Mistakes
Modest Mouse -- Float On
Wheatus -- teenage dirtbag
Son, Ambulance - Maria in Motion
Len -- steal my sunshine
Deathcab for Cutie -- a lack of color
Coldplay -- yellow
Damien rice -- the blowers daughter
Blink 182 - Everytime I Look For You
Weezer - Island In the Sun
The Fatáles - Cosmonaut
TATU-all the things she said
Iron and Wine - Naked As We Came
Phantom Planet -- California
The Shins -- Kissing The Lipless
China Street Beat

Post if there's any problems with it etc
I've also changed the porn link. Click at your own risk (you know you will).

posted by jaseypoo! @ 10:37 PM 1 comments

How to care for your turtle

posted by jaseypoo! @ 10:40 PM 0 comments

first exam tomorrow, last exam next friday. Crappy exam times I know, but hey, at least I finish earlier. Who's finished on what days?

posted by jaseypoo! @ 12:24 AM 6 comments

I am filled with the insatiable desire for chocolate cake. If someone was to get me some, I would be eternally grateful.

posted by jaseypoo! @ 2:20 PM 1 comments